January 2010
64 posts
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda
(Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko.
(Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
-pepe TANGNA BENTA! =)))) superlaptrip ako =)))
Ang daming sinabi. : ))
damn that pussy >:) =))
okayy. my dad was in his room and i was at the sink.washing my hands.then i can hear my dad saying something over the wall....
dad: kumain knba?
me: hndi pa po...
dad: hndi ikaw ung pusa
me: @-) (wtfuuuuccckk)
grbe ung dad ko.super mahal na mahal ung pusa naminn.=)) kawawa nga ung pussy namin saken ee=)) >=) tinotorture ko =)) pag walang tao or wala akong magawa.. anw.i think my dad's loosing it.. @-) he's talking to our pusaaa ahahaha
i feel so guilty :|
conversation with gregorio rosales : )) :> EX BOYFRIEND :))LMFAO i feel so guilty of what i did to greg :| i really like him a lot and started to love him :| epal kc tong mike buce na to umeksena pa sa puso ko =)) ayan. tuloy =))
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: i miss you
suchafreak: imissyouu too
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: tsss.
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: talaga lan ah
suchafreak: okayy,
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS:
suchafreak:
suchafreak: barag toh oh
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: ndi ah
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: kya ko pa..
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: bat gcng ka pa
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: ?
suchafreak: wala lng
suchafreak: ayaw mo?
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: nyee
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: ewan ko
suchafreak: nyek
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: your not mine eh..
suchafreak: i know
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: uhmm
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: naka inom nanaman ako eh..
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: sbihin ko na sa iyo
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: you hurt me so much
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: :
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS:
suchafreak: awts sorry .. ee kc i love mike ih but i really like youu promise
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: that's ma
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: that's not it eh.
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: anu ung love sa like diba
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: it means na 3p mo lan ako diba
suchafreak: no thats not it
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: eh anu lan?
suchafreak: i wasnt supposed to fall for youu!! but i just fell
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: un na din un ..
suchafreak: hndi gnun un
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: prang naramdaman ko sa sarili ko na laruan lan ako..
suchafreak: hndi nmn ih
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: deny pa..
suchafreak: hndi nmn tlga ih
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: eh anu lan?
suchafreak: hndi ka nmn laruan ih. nagkataon lng tlgang nagkabalikan lng kamee
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: cguro i'll just go back to my life na prang laruan na ksama pa iba-ibang bababe
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: *babae
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: tinigil ko na un eh..
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: ewan ko lan bat parang un talaga ung nakapalaran sa akin
suchafreak: i know your thinking na im just every other girl that youu know,, but no nagkataon lng tlga
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: khit na..
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: i just want na magkaroon ng cryosong relationship.
suchafreak: ee ceryoso nmn ako ih nagkataon lng tlga promise
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: ehh anu kya mafifill mo kung kmi na ng kambal mo
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: ?
suchafreak: someone told me yerr courting her nga daw,, so aun walang i was like parang whoa? hndi nga ..
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: ehh,, wala naman akong mgagawa eh.. i just fall for her .. ksi parehas kyong sweet sa akin..
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: ewan ko kung bakit..
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: bsta pag single ako i just fall easily to girls
suchafreak: :_<
suchafreak:
suchafreak: ohh isee
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: uhmm.. pero i waited 9
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: pero naging malungkot ang 9 ko
suchafreak: sorry na yerr meykiiin me feel guilty here
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: ndi ah.. you make your excuse naman ehh... nagkataon lan talaga?!!,,
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: ..
suchafreak: ee tlga nmn kc ih..
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: yahh, okay .. i understand..
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: u love im naman eh..
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: xenxa na kung di ko kyang ibigay ung mga binibigay nya sa iyo ah..
suchafreak: hala ? hndi nmn ako humihingi ng mga bagay sayo aA?
suchafreak: anu ba yan frappy barag kna ata ih.
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: hayaan mo na ako..
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: ganun lan talaga.. pag nakakainom ako lumalabas ung sama ng loob ko
suchafreak: so parang like yerr saying na maysama ka ng loob sakeen?
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: ewan
suchafreak: its okayy. ill understand nmn ih
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: aun matulog ka na
suchafreak: no not yet sleepy
suchafreak: i wunt to chat with youu murr
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: ndi na bka kung anu pa masabi ko sa iyo..
suchafreak: soo?
suchafreak: i dont mind
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: yah i know.. ksi pati feelings ko u dont mind ehh.
suchafreak: hala? syeet? hndi nmn ih
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: anu ln?
suchafreak: hndi ko nmn niisnob ung feelings mo ih
suchafreak: heyy
i'm just GREGGY RoSaLeS: haha
tomro. is always fresh.with no mistakes in it.
okayy. conversation with my EX BOYFRIEND gabriel david rosales atento : )) he's so kulettt super kainis -.-
gabriel atento: do you still love me?
tinaacastillo: i do.but not that much. you've already hurted me so many times before.
gabriel atento: cuz i still love u
gabriel atento: and every time that i see u i feel something
gabriel atento: and i can see that ur getting hotter than before
tinaacastillo: gabby please stop :|
gabriel atento: i mis u a lot
gabriel atento: i'm jealous of what you and greggy are doing:|
tinaacastillo: gabby i said stop :| i don't need to hear this crap :| i have to sleep. g.night
it's getting late but i don't mind:>
hey hey:> yea yea :) full charge pa ko =)))))) di pa ko inaantok=)))can’t sleep.di ko namalayan ung orass @-) last time i checked the time ,it was just 11.something. then i checked again it’s already 2.30 @-) okayyy insomaniacccc di ako makaget over kay JCDOESNTREALLYKNOW :|super cuttie! putaaa
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